So some guy in Miami was found naked, eating the face of another man in broad daylight. The cops had to shoot him but he kept fighting after being shot. It took them 6 shots to kill him.
Prepare for the zombie apocalypse guys~
If you still say ‘YOLO’ or ‘cray’…please go fall off the nearest cliff.
Love,
The rest of the Universe
The Perfect Morning.
Wake up
eat some pussy
Eat some breakfast
eat some more pussy
brush my teeth
eat some more pussy
then go to work :)
My Dream Girl Again
Me: hey babe!! I'm home from work
Dream Girl: honey!! I'm happy you're home, I've been waiting for you to eat my pussy since this morning
Me: I LOVE YOU!!!
